Life is much too short to give any real amount of f*cks. Who is this book for? People who give too many f*cks to things they shouldn’t give a f*ck about. You have a finite amount of f*cks, spend them wisely. This book contains the word f*ck over 44 thousand times, which is a world record*

*Probably, I don’t give a f*ck if that’s true or not and I couldn’t be f*cked to count them.