[AMP] Are you in need of some swear therapy? Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar, filled with funny (and ferocious!) foul-mouthed fowls. Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year. Features include: - 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open) - Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging - Printed on FSC® certified paper with soy-based ink - Planning spread for September–December 2025 - Spans January–December 2026 - Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders - Official major world holidays and observances - Moon phases, based on Universal Time - Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired w