I Would Shank a Bitch for You. Right in the Kidney. - Funny Relationship Card. Maybe we've binge-watched one too many prison shows here at Bad Betty...but we feel like this Valentine's Day card sends the message of pure love and devotion in ways that other cards just can't. This vintage-inspired card has the cutest kitten you've ever seen and says "I would shank a bitch for you. Right in the Kidney." It is sure to make your loved one laugh out loud. Details: • Premium quality, soft touch cardstock • Precision laser cut • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4") • Blank inside 🇺🇸 Each card is printed in the USA. Minimum $150 order.